Black Sheep Now White
September 19, 2010 •
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One night, about fifteen years ago, I came home from a business trip and found my thirteen-year old son, Kevin, reading a copy of Penthouse Magazine.
My wife and I, in an attempt to purify and cleanse our home, banished the boy from our house and family forever. Satisfied that we had removed the stain of sin from our home, we had resumed our lives, and have since given birth to three beautiful children with Christian values.
Last week I came across some startling news: Kevin has become a very successful businessman. He is married and has a wonderful family and a large house. He has been donating large sums of money to charities and is currently running for Congress.
Now, I was under the impression, mainly from reading your website, that materials like Penthouse would wreak havoc on an individual, condemning him to a life of sin and crime.
If this is so, then why has Kevin been so successful?
— Martin Fluffer,
Chicago, Ill
Ed’s Response:
Don’t be fooled by outward appearances. Your son could be a latent homosexual or a Democrat — or both. Becuase you spent so little time with him, you’ll probably never know.
