My Virgin Eyes
September 19, 2010 •
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I am a college student who recently saw his first female vagina. It was an illustration in a text book for a health course. It made me very upset.
But what I really want to know is, will this condemn me to hell, forever, like the Jews?
P.S. I am not married. Does this still constitute adultery?
—— William Z.
Twin Falls, MT
(Ed’s Note: This question is above our pay scale. We have referred your question to our good friend, Pat Robertson. His response follows.)
There is still some debate as to what actually constitutes “Adultery,” aside from the obvious definition. Is merely thinking about it a lascivious act?
Hearing about it? Watching it? Feeling it? Smelling it? Do I dare say: touching it?
Where does one draw the line? Some factions contend that merely thinking about the word “s-x” would be a manifestation of adulterous behavior. As far as the picture you have seen, it sounds like you’re in no real danger of eternal damnation, but it would all depend on the exactness of the reproduction of the vag-na.
For example, does it depict the clit-ris? P-bic hair? Be honest, was there a p-nis in the shot? Also, for how long did you look at the picture? And where were your hands? Were you masturb-ting at the time? And who were you thinking of while you were doing it? Was it a sexy young movie starlet, or an aging man of God who might look something like me. If you have any doubts at all, I suggest you contact a local minister for counseling.
If you don’t have a local minister, I’d be happy to spend a few minutes with you behind closed doors. No need to bring the whole text book with you — just the pictures.
Good luck,
Pat
