Recession Caused by Illegal Immigrants
Editorial by Cyrus T. 'Wendell' Fullcoate, Jr. III,
Tea Party National Treasurer
Many reasons have been given for the cause of this Great Recession through which we now struggle. On the left, they say it was caused by selfish Wall Street bankers, who gambled away the security of middle America and the average working class homeowner through their greed and risky investments.
What the liberal media won’t tell you, however, is the real cause of the financial meltdown in this country is illegal immigration from south of the border. That’s Mexico, for those of you who may not have finished grade school. That’s right, let me say it again: Mexicans caused the recession. Not the Irish, not people from Guam. Mexicans. More specifically, those Mexicans who are violating the law by residing in this country without so much as a NetFlix account.
Illegal Mexicans.
Criminal Mexicans.
No-DVD-for-you Mexicans.
For years, our inept federal government has been unable to prevent these undocumented anti-Gringos from crossing the border into Arizona, decapitating local cab drivers and stealing their taxis.*
Under cover of night, these brown-skinned trabajadores are able to evade detection while driving their stolen vehicles to New York City. Once in Manhattan, they hang out on the corners of Wall Street and Broadway, looking to score a day job at Goldman Sachs or Citigroup. From there, shady coyotes hire them to trade futures, options and junk bonds, not to mention oil and uranium commodities.
These illegal Mexican day laborers have for years been able to operate under the radar, dealing in the clandestine world of derivativos and other exotic financial instruments — work that could have gone to Americans — reaping for themselves an American Dream to which they are not entitled and wreaking havoc on the erstwhile sound economy bequeathed us by two generations of Bush presidents and Theodore Roosevelt.
After killing the very soul of our financial system, what’s next for these dark, decapitating investores? Who’s headless body will be forced out of a Yellow Cab next? What undisclosed hedge funds will turn up in a salvage yard outside of Tucson?
No amnesty should be granted these enemies of capitalism. Government programs to teach them English or how to walk without dragging their knuckles should be discontinued. We need to stop allowing them to play the stock market, and all their Schwab One accounts should be immediately closed.
Until our lawmakers put some teeth into immigration laws, risky illegal Mexican Wall Street undocumented day laborer derivative trading will continue to pull us into the pit of financial doom, and with it, our very Republica.
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* This has been fully documented by Arizona Governor Jan Brewer, who is so concerned for the safety of her citizens, she won’t disclose the details of the beheadings — where they occurred or who the victims were — or speak to the press or be seen in public.




Comments
By Sandy on September 19th, 2011 at 5:07 am
Nothing gets me more upset than immigrants in my country who have no right to be here but are getting more rights than REAL AMERICANS and rights under our constitution which they should have no protections from. Their unwelcome children who have no right to be born on our soil need to leave with them. They have not only taken our jobs and our money but they are bringing in their diseases and also big time abusing our pets. It is so mazing what the last few administrations have gotten away with, especially Obama who is not of our kind and not of our culture. I want All IMMIGRTANTS SENT HOME BOTH LEGAL AND ILLEGAL.