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Republican Scientists Claim Gravity a Scam
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The Republican National Committee’s Scientific Advisory Board today issued a report negating claims of an “invisible force that pulls things toward the center of the Earth.” “Sheer nonsense,” said the director of the board, Dr. Johann Brouhah, PhD. “Al Gore and his so called ‘Scientists’ are so sure that gravity exists, yet [...]
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New Proof Against Evolution
by Newt Gingrich
It occurred to me as I walked down the street yesterday: Suppose we had evolved. Suppose for a moment that the heathen Darwin was correct. If that were the case, then surely we would have no lips. For lips are vestigial appendages, their only use being to glorify the name of the Lord. And had [...]
